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One of my theist colleagues is making another attempt at being witty. This morning I arrived at work and a particular coworker was already in full swing, while I had just barely finished my morning coffee. Before I even entered the lab I could hear the gospel toned barrage of “Amazing Grace” being belted out from someone around the corner. Immediately I knew who it was as this particular ‘friend’, is continually singing or humming hymnals. His version of “Amazing Grace” was replete with a signature style of over emphasizing the ‘god’ parts.
I am not objected to persons singing while they work or humming a nice little melody, even my coworker’s choice of song doesn’t bother me, most of my day is spent with my own iPod ear buds either listening to podcasts or my own music. What occasionally amuses me, is when my friend approaches me and attempts to make a poignant statement with the tune he is singing. This time he approached and requested I illustrate my knowledge of “Amazing Grace” by reciting the lyrics. After I finished quoting the first chorus, my friend’s eyes began to widen and I could see that he was going to comment about how “one day” I will be a “powerful force for the lord”, which is his usual statement in these situations. When I demonstrate knowledge of anything about church, the bible or gospel music, my coworker takes this as an indication of my future return to the fold. Sadly, his ever-changing prophecy of when the re-conversion of my soul will take place continues to remain unfulfilled.
When I commented that I preferred the instrumental version, he made the following comment.
“Have you noticed wherever they have taken ‘god’ out, he is slowly being slipped back in?” with a righteous tone.
Ah ha, the good old narrow minded, ‘my god deserves a rightful place in front everyone, because everyone wants him there’, argument. So I clarified with him what the precise intent of that question would be, I asked him if he viewed government endorsed, public homage to a ‘Christian God’ or ‘Jesus’ as appropriate in the United States where the citizenship is encouraged to follow whatever personal creed they choose. Then the tired canard was submitted once again, he said, “Well, we were found by *Christians*. We are a Christian nation.”
As the blood began to boil behind my retinas I calmed myself with a mantra of ‘he is not to blame, he has heard too many lies’. I compassionately explained, “the founding fathers who authored and ratified the United States Constitution did so for many reasons; freedom, fair representation and disputed taxation from a foreign king. Establishment of a Christian government was not the primary, nor secondary concern of the founding collective. Religious statements and references to specific or general gods were addressed during the drafting of the founding documents and detailed in the Federalist Papers, all of which were removed, instead choosing to make a passing reference to a generic ‘creator’; the “Christ”, “The Ten Commandments” and “Yahweh” lack citation in the Constitution and other founding documents.
Then I asked, knowing his Protestant favor, would he be as comfortable with mention and reverence for the Catholic Pope being made in the Pledge Of Allegiance or on our currency. Or, if the percentages were reversed and non-believers were the majority at the inception of our government, would he be as supportive of government endorsed statements in that favor such as, “One nation under godlessness“? He visibly grew frustrated, and instead of responding, fittingly shook his head as he walked away. Which is exactly how many of our conversations come to conclusion. While I do not mind religious discussions, he seems to only be interested in changing me and at the first sign of failure he abandons conversation.
Secularism is the only fair doctrine, affording inclusion of all and endorsement of none.